New Euphemisms for Sex That I Just Thought Up Just Now

1.  Putting on a Second Coat of Paint
2.  Taking the 6am Flight to Sydney
3.  Re-enacting the Signing of the Treaty of Versailles
4.  Jaming the Toast
5.  Betting on the Jumping Frog
6.  Putting Salt on the Snail
7.  Editing a Microsoft Word Document
8.  Duck Duck Goose Gossage
9.  Inflating the Blimp
10. Throwing Pincher Bugs on the Campfire
11.  Dunking the Ccino
12.  Running Down to First and Feeling Something Burst
13.  Burning Down the Nightclub
14.  Voting for Pedro
15.  Chimmying the Changa

8 Responses to “New Euphemisms for Sex That I Just Thought Up Just Now”

  1. ooh, i like the last one best. and this sounds like a game i could spend an entire car ride playing.

  2. Along with the last one (which is my favorite) I am also a fan of jamming the toast and putting salt on the snail

  3. Kyle Sundgren Says:

    Don’t forget another one you’ve previously stated, “Toss her a canoli”.

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