Perfectly good reasons I think being a woman would be alright*

 

1.  Shame-free exfoliating

2.  That whole miracle of birth thing

3.  Accessorizing

4.  Feminism is badass (yes, I realize you don’t have to be a woman to be a feminist, but it’s certainly more badass when you are)

5.  Being the same gender as Anne Sexton and Denise Levertov

6.  Perms

7.  Having connections to Mother Nature, Mother Earth, Mother Teresa, and Ellen.  Seriously, Ellen rules.

8.  The ability to properly wrap a gift

9.  The Avon catalogue

10.  Chunking

*I’m straight

7 Responses to “Perfectly good reasons I think being a woman would be alright*”

  1. billhanna Says:

    I already have 1,3,and 7 locked down. What’s chunking? Is that a line of frozen foods?

  2. billhanna Says:

    I already have 1,3,and 8 locked down. What’s chunking? Is that a line of frozen foods?

  3. Baha! Billhanna!

  4. AAAAHHH! AAAH! Chunking! I love when I find references to our past in your blogs, haha! Also, the offer from over a decade still stands: If you’d like, I will Chunk your hair. Though it would have looked better on you when you had longer hair..
    Anyway, love, love love!

    • sethdellinger Says:

      haha you nailed it, too…that IS a direct reference to you!!! But yeah I doubt you could do much chunking on me nowadays.

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